I write confusing and slightly awkward poetry

[I write confusing and slightly awkward poetry]

[buzzfeedtasty]

An Intro To Indian Dishes, by BuzzFeed India

[aspieragus]

Food Network is shook!

[ablogthingy]

Give this girl her own show!!!

[queersamus]

“because mom said so” is literally how i learned to cook i’m screaming

[I write confusing and slightly awkward poetry]

[thedatingfeminist]

Our culture really romanticises the idea of a brooding misunderstood loner who’s an asshole to everyone but secretly has a heart of gold, so it’s frighteningly easy to meet a guy who treats everyone around him badly and believe without evidence that he has a heart of gold. 

Don’t fall for it.

And a lapse in cruelty is not evidence of kindness.

[rnr4ev]

“A lapse in cruelty is not evidence of kindness”
Bolded because that line is so incredibly important

[I write confusing and slightly awkward poetry]

[weloveshortvideos]

He actually told the time

[velocicrafter]

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

[jhameia]

OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME

[legend-of-sora]

At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?

And then I got it.

[I write confusing and slightly awkward poetry]

[femoids]

Fwiendly reminder the carbon tax is a scam and does not guarantee lower emissions. Hell, even ExxonMobil supports it, which is never a good sign.

[I write confusing and slightly awkward poetry]

[tilthat]

TIL 10 to 15% of George Washington’s army during the Revolutionary war was Black.

via ift.tt

[I write confusing and slightly awkward poetry]

[foodffs]

Creamy Chocolate Dessert Hummus

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Is this how you roll?

[I write confusing and slightly awkward poetry]

[salliethesalad]

During the 1980s, more gay men died in New York City during the AIDS crisis than all recorded deaths of American soldiers in Vietnam. You need to know that.

[I write confusing and slightly awkward poetry]

[furrypost-generator]

in all RPG games, the final boss is either your dad, God, or some sort of furry Abomination that everyone draws explicit fan art of

[foxpost-generator]

in Greek Mythology™ they are all the same person

[nerdgasrnz]

With disdainful vendetta in my voice: Zeus…

[I write confusing and slightly awkward poetry]

[fuckyeahasexual]

So if you lived in a society where you had to secure your communication in order to be yourself around others, here are the apps that could help you do that.

[fuckyeahasexual]

Signal let’s you securely text and make phone calls.

Onion Browser allows you to surf the web without leaving a trail.

Duck Duck Go isn’t super secure but it won’t record your searches like Google.

ProtonMail is a email client that lets you email other secure email accounts.

Periscope allows you to stream live video.

Semaphor is there so you can securely make group chat rooms.

American privacy laws allow you to use these all. So that’s pretty cool.

[beaniebaneenie]

Because we’re currently living in the prologue of a cyberpunk dystopian novel, imma reblog this.

[winterayars]

FYI the feds can crack Signal when they’re sufficiently motivated, which means the rest of these are probably also done. Not to say you shouldn’t use them–you should–but don’t go around thinking you’re immune to snooping.

[queeranarchism]

True. These things delay, put up barriers that make you harder to follow and it takes more work and time to decrypt your messages.

That’s useful if you wanna pass on information that only needs to be hidden for a short time but if you need communication to stay secret forever no matter how hard the state tries, don’t use the internet at all. There is no encryption that is going to stay uncrackable forever.

[I write confusing and slightly awkward poetry]

History will remember

[theheavymetalmama]

Rachel Maddow broke down and cried while reporting on ICE tearing screaming children away from their parents.

Corey Lewandowski mocked a little girl with down syndrome who was taken from her parents by responding “WOMP WOMP” when questioned about it.

History will remember which side you’re on. For the sake of anybody reading this, I sincerely hope you picked the right side.